minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

thecabday:

The Cab Day 2014 Meetups

We’re very excited to announce that as part of this year’s The Cab Day celebrations we will be hosting fan meetups around the world on Saturday April 26th. Going to a meetup will be an opportunity to meet other soldiers from your area, celebrate and promote The Cab, get promo materials for The Cab Day, and win prizes!

Each separate meetup will be hosted by the local chapter of Starry Eyed Soldiers, The Cab’s official street team. We will provide team leaders with lots of goodies for everyone that attends the meetups, including posters, stickers, The Cab merch, snacks, and possibly even a sneak peek at what The Cab’s been working on in the studio…

Check out the list below to find a meetup near you!

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Of course I have class on the day of the meet up.. 😒

peanuhbutta:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

The post that started it all lmfao 😩😂

Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.

— (via cromansf)
Missing you is my hobby, caring for you is my job, making you happy is my duty and loving you is my life.

— (via true-love-is-everything)
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