Waiting for Taylorswift to notice me like
taylorswift ONE TIME MY BEST FRIEND AND I SKIPPED PROM AND WENT TO YOUR CONCERT CAUSE IT WAS ON THE SAME NIGHT AND PRETENDED YOUR CONCERT WAS PROM I WORE A RED DRESS BECAUSE RED TOUR I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO SEE THIS PLEASE (Sorry for the all caps. Jk I’m not that sorry. I love you so much.)
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.